“A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.”

“Enough research will tend to support your conclusions.”

“Don't force it; get a bigger hammer.”

“I computer sono inaffidabili, ma gli uomini ancora di più.”

“Ci sono quattro tipi di persone: quelli che stanno zitti e non fanno niente, quelli che parlano dello star zitti e non far niente, quelli che fanno qualcosa, e quelli che parlano del far qualcosa.”

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

“Everything in this business makes sense, because it serves a real purpose, fills a need that's a part of living. Even a single nail, like this one, fulfills a function. Drive it into a crucial place and you can depend on it to do a job, keep on doing it for a hundred years to come. Long after we're dead and gone, both of us.”