“Don't force it; get a bigger hammer.”

“A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.”

“Enough research will tend to support your conclusions.”

“I computer sono inaffidabili, ma gli uomini ancora di più.”

“Ci sono quattro tipi di persone: quelli che stanno zitti e non fanno niente, quelli che parlano dello star zitti e non far niente, quelli che fanno qualcosa, e quelli che parlano del far qualcosa.”

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

“Everything in this business makes sense, because it serves a real purpose, fills a need that's a part of living. Even a single nail, like this one, fulfills a function. Drive it into a crucial place and you can depend on it to do a job, keep on doing it for a hundred years to come. Long after we're dead and gone, both of us.”