“Now I'm a scientific expert; that means I know nothing about absolutely everything.”

“An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.”

“I know absolutely nothing about where I'm going. I'm fine with that. I'm happy about it. Before, I had nothing. I had no life, no friends, and no family really, and I didn't really care. I had nothing, and nothing to lose, and then I knew loss. What I cared about was gone; it was all lost. Now I have everything to gain; everything is a clean slate. It's all blank pages waiting to be written on. It's all about going forward. It's all about uncertainty and possibilities.”

“I'm not a garden expert in any sense of the meaning, only someone who blunders about in the shrubbery.”

“Absolutely not. I'm an expert in procrastination, but the last thing I want you to think is that I'm incompetent, too. Because I'm actually pretty good at what I do.”

“There's nothing to talk about to strangers anymore, if you know what I mean. Everything I want to say, I say to her.”