“The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
“A Tax Foundation study for 2002 has found that taxpayers with adjusted gross incomes under $20,000 incur a compliance cost of 4.53 percent of income compared to only 0.29 percent for taxpayers with adjusted gross incomes over $200,000.”
“The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns.”
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.”
“When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.”
“This is a question too difficult for a mathematician. It should be asked of a philosopher"(when asked about completing his income tax form)”