“Who knows, Watson? Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male.”
“...while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty.”
“A woman's heart is such a complex problem - the owner thereof is often most incompetent to find the solution to this puzzle.”
“The natural and untainted male mind respects and loves the woman and her magnificent scope of capability and creative gifts.”
“An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.”
“It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.”