“On the Vanity of Earthly GreatnessThe tusks which clashed in mighty brawlsOf mastodons, are billiard balls.The sword of Charlemagne the JustIs Ferric Oxide, known as rust.The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,Was feared by all, is now a rug.Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,And I don't feel so well myself.”

Arthur Guiterman

Arthur Guiterman - “On the Vanity of Earthly...” 1

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