“This then was English fiction, this was English criticism, and farce, after all, was but an ill-played tragedy.”
“A farce or comedy is best played; a tragedy is best read at home.”
“We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English, and the English are best at everything.”
“Even amidst tragedy there is laughter, sometimes farce. The degree of farce depends on who is running the tragedy.”
“Yeah, I know what your English Professor tried to tell you. But if your English Professor could make a living writing fiction, they would have been doing it.”
“The count said in careful English, "That was perhaps not, as you English say, very sporting.""Games are played to win," Cameron said. "And we're Scottish.”