“The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.”
“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
“the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.”
“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to simplify that fact.”