“The pronunciation of both Sami and Portuguese languages is strikingly similar: the Portuguese evolved from folksy Latin while the Sami evolved from reindeers' howling.”
“You've got to know how to howl to give yourself an escape route.”
“Sometimes life is truly woeful.”
“Sometimes conceiving an affection for an animal is easier than for a human.”
“It is hard to teach an old dog to sit, as well as it is difficult to teach an old Laplandian rafter to swim.”
“There is reinforcement in such familiar back-formations as Chinee from Chinese, Portugee from Portuguese.”
“One has to live a life that creates a writer.”