“He'd have given a rare incunabulum, in good condition, to punch the face of whoever was writing this ridiculus script.”
“I wouldn't know a good script if it bit me in the face.”
“There's an old adage about everything looking better in the morning light. I'm guessing that whoever thought of that had never been punched in the face.”
“Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever doesn't have, even what he has will be taken from him”
“If it were me, I’d have punched her right in the face, I don’t care how good her bloody biscuits are.”
“He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [...], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person.”