“Don't judge. I'm not getting drunk. I'm coping.”
“Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.”
“A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.”
“As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk”
“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you”
“If I'm not the one thing you can't stand to lose,If I'm not that arrow to the heart of you,If you don't get drunk on my kiss,If you think you can do better than this then I guess we're done.Let's not drag this on,Consider me gone...”