“According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.”
“He was a living dead man. According to official records he had died, not once, but twice. yet he still breathed”
“Whenever I read statistical reports, I try to imagine my unfortunate contemporary, the Average Person, who, according to these reports, has 0.66 children, 0.032 cars, and 0.046 TVs.”
“Be a surfer. Watch the ocean. Figure out where the big waves are breaking and adjust accordingly.”
“I spent 43 years believing in a false religion. Now I want my 43 years as an atheist. God owes me that.”
“Contrary to the media circus which portrayed politicians as all-powerful figures, Kentbridge knew from experience the vast majority of US Government officials – elected or otherwise – were puppets who only had the illusion of power.”