“According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.”

“One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.”

“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”

“All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.”

“All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.”

“نقش: إذا لم تستطع أن تتعلم كيف تفعل شيئا ما بإتقان ،، فتعلم كيف تستمتع وأنت تفعله بشكل مزري !(أشلي بريليانت)“If you cant learn to do it well,, learn to enjoy doing it badly !”

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”