“HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS”

“If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry!”

“its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up”

“It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday!“Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!”

“Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.”

“Birthdays are ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask, "Que pasa, baby?”