“Love, really? We're vampires, not teenagers. Lust is for the weak.”
“I don't believe in love at all, really. But lust ... is alive and well.”
“Humanity is a vampire's greatest weakness.”
“Do you even really know how vampires are made?''Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much...”
“You weak-willed, jealous sack of vampire spit.”
“There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.”