“Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest.”
“The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.”
“call any vegetable,call it by name,and the chances are goodthat the vegetable will respond to you”
“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”
“You're a vegetable!”
“The triumph of vegetation is total.”