“With great power comes great reprehensibility.”

“Advertising, Marketing, PR can get more people to buy your book. Only great writing can get more people to love it.”

“Patriotism. I'm uncomfortable with any word that starts with a pat, ends in an ism and has a riot in the middle.”

“Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest.”

“Carpe Diem Ballus. Translation: Seize the Day by the Balls. Before it seizes your's. (Applies to women too.)”

“Truth lives in the spaces between words. It defies translation.”

“Our children are our sequels. Our parents are our prequels. All living beings are our equals.”