“I'm worthless garbage that can't even write a straight looking K!”

“Soul: As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women.Blair: That explains the nosebleed”

“Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was.”

“I don't know how to deal with this!”

“What about the Symmetry?!”

“I'm just not in a writing mood, but I keep going. What if the garbage man were not in a garbage mood? or the doctor not in a healing mood?”

“He's right. I'm a worthless bastard fathered by a bastard even more worthless than I am." [Fury]”