“If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world.”
“It is with great sadness that I blow my nose.”
“rose took my nose, i suppose and it really blows”
“I wish my nose would blow me for once.”
“If I had a funny thought and a runny nose, but only had one napkin and no paper, I’d rather use that napkin to write on than blow my nose. After all, that’s what sleeves are for.”
“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hankies are reserved for wiping my ass.”