“I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!”
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.”
“I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie.”
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.”
“Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.”
“There's no hurry. I'm not a pint of half-and-half about to expire. I can wait until I meet the right person.”