“The angels in heaven covered their eyes with their hands and sobbed loudly, because that is what they always do when a man hits his wife. A profound sadness settled over the earth...God was silent in every language. The angels tried to dry their tears, but their handkerchiefs were so soaked through that is started raining even in the deserts.”
“It would be sad and wrong in so many ways to self-combust at this time.”
“If people knew who the angels were, they would be very nice when they saw one and would still do their same evil garbage when they thought none were around. Knowing who they are defeats the purpose.”
“I knew what song was next and I knew who I was dancing with. My wife.”
“Who knew heartbreak would be so goddamn hot.”