“Bookman isn't a stable man. He has a lot of problems that run very, very deep." But he was really good at giving head.”

“Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.”

“Their very imagination was dead. When you can say that of a man he has struck bottom... there is no lower deep for him.”

“A therapist is a very smart person who wears glasses and can help you with your problems by asking a lot of questions instead of giving you shots, which is really amazing. But a psycho, as everyone knows, is a crazy person in the movies that you never want to run into in real life. So a psychotherapist is a very smart crazy person that you should stay away from for your own good.”

“The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.”

“Julia really likes school and she is one of the top students. Mikolay doesn’t mind the weekend school because he is allowedto do lots of magic, which he really likes and is very good at.”