“I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.”
“After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I have to piss. Since the Dead don't drink, urination is a rare event. I hope I can remember how to do it.”
“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”
“Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits.”
“I take so little interest in my daily life, that I hardly remember to eat and drink.”
“And the more I drink the more I feel it. That's why I drink too. I try to find sympathy and feeling in drink.... I drink so that I may suffer twice as much!”