“If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap gently on the window and ask us to please be more quiet, Natalie might simply lift up her skirt and mash her vagina against the window while extending her middle finger.”

Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs - “If we happened to be in rehearsal...” 1

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