“The year I snuck an interracial lesbian couple into the background of an American Airlines commercial, I was feeling particularly flush.”
“I oppose same-sex marriage and civil unions but I support domestic partnership between gay and lesbian couples. I have no problem with gay and lesbian couples adopting. I support equal benefits for same-sex couples such as hospital visitation rights”
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.”
“Show me the legacy of a lesbian couple.”
“I / I am a girl who feels too American for love...they say I'm a child of an AT&T café olé telephone-commercial future where your nose is not flat enough to offend/and not pointy enough to cut the glass ceiling. ”
“Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.”