“What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?”

“...when one considers that there are more than 750,000 police officers in the United States and that these officers have tens of millions of interactions with citizens each year, it is clear that police shootings are extremely rare events and that few officers--less than one-half of 1 percent each year--ever shoot anyone.”

“Police officers put up barbed wire around their hearts to protect them.”

“If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we’d not only have fewer parking tickets, we’d also have muchless driving.”

“My symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern.”

“It was that depressing time in the early morning where the only people about were milkmen, police officers- and time travellers.”