“Shut up, cowboy."Yes, ma'am."And give me a kiss."Yes, ma'am.”

“He say: May you and Hanks have long life together with many little Hanks!" I gasped.I'll drink to that," said Hanks with a grin and quickly downed his lao-lao.”

“Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.It's not the heat, it's the humidity.”

“Carpe Diem.Seize the day.Seize. The. Day.Seize the day!And why not?Why stay here? Why not escape? The path is well trod, and I have my Maglite. Why sit around waiting for impending doom? (Or, at the very least, messy retribution.) You have no choice, Vassar. The water supply is almost depleted, and your life's hanging by the proverbial thread. Get going!”

“What, no Power Rangers Band-Aids ?""Shut up, Garett.""Yes, ma'am.”

“Kid Chaos : "Yes, ma'am".”

“This is no shy, just-between-friends kiss. This is a kiss unlike any that I've ever had. It's the kiss of a hundred thumping kick drums, a raging earthquake.”