“I have serious issues with families in coordinated clothing. Just sayin”

“People are just preprogrammed to want what they don’t have. It’s like it’s a universal law.”

“She grimaces. 'Yeah, maybe you were a bad friend but I'm a good friend so I understand and I'll take you back. Let's just begin again.”

“You know, I never should have let you not be my friend. It's not healthy for either of us.”

“But, here's a sad fact: perfect isn't meant to be. When you aim for perfect, you just wind up ruined.”

“Happiness isn't something that you plan for. It comes knocking unexpectedly, just like opportunity. And it's up to you to answer the door and invite it inside.”

“This is no shy, just-between-friends kiss. This is a kiss unlike any that I've ever had. It's the kiss of a hundred thumping kick drums, a raging earthquake.”