“I suffer from a unique genetic condition. It's called Dumbass Syndrome and, unfortunately, there's no cure.”

“Aristotle, I swear that kid is going to get himself killed one of these days. He’s a dumbass at the genetic level.”

“There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.”

“...every new genetically engineered plant is a unique event in nature, bringing its own set of genetic contingencies. This means that the reliability or safety of one genetically modified plant doesn't necessarily guarantee the reliability or safety of the next.”

“Do you suffer from restless lip syndrome because they make medication for that?” -Jessie from Going Under.”

“Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass—” “I have never in my life called anyone dumbass.” “Are you sure?” “Yes. Now, focus.”