“I think insomnia is a sign that a person is interesting.”
“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.”
“He gets into the habit of thinking so passionately at night that he begins to be persecuted by insomnia.”
“Oh, I just think that a neat house is the sign of a boring person, that's all. And I don't really like to associate with boring people if I can help it.”
“Before job interviews, I think: What color tie best represents me as a person this company would be interested in?”
“I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.”