“The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit. ”

“Anyone who denies the law of non-contradiction should be beaten and burned until he admits that to be beaten is not the same as not to be beaten, and to be burned is not the same as not to be burned.”

“I would rather have a short life with width rather than a narrow one with length.”

“I despised my arrival on this earth and I despise my departure; it is a tragedy.”

“You don't govern men who don't have religion, you shoot them.”

“The heart of their [Walsingham Witnesses] religion seemed to lie in disproving the religion of others.”

“It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.”