“Unconditional conditions are sometimes conditioned to conditionally exist.”

“Love should be unconditional, while hair should be conditioned. Air should also be conditioned, and worn in place of hairnets.”

“It is impossible to control experiments which are conducted among subjects undergoing the continual chaotic conditioning of normal life. Unconditioned subjects do not exist, and the conditioned ones are not uniformly so. If such tests reveal intellectual inferiority in women we could discount them, but in any case they do not.”

“I’ll tell you about love on one condition: that you give it to me unconditionally.”

“UncondiTional love is a beauTiful Thing. JusT be sure Togive iT after your conditions have been meT :P”

“Both freethought and anthropology are symptoms of the same underlying condition - the relative condition, the condition of difference.”