“Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!!Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!!”

“If you say “I don't read” like it's something to be proud of, punch yourself in the face repeatedly.”

“There’s no use saying anything in the schoolyard because there’s always someone with an answer and there’s nothing you can do but punch them in the nose and if you were to punch everyone who has an answer you’d be punching morning noon and night.”

“This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.”

“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”

“Pleased as punch. That's an odd-sounding turn of phrase, isn't it? How can a punch be pleased? It's punch. Rum and lemons and such. And if it's the other sort of punch they mean, a punch in the face- well that doesn't sound very pleasing at all, does it?”