“Oh yeah, just push the knife in further and twist, why doncha?!”

“Why's it gotta be Ôtani for me?I don't know because I have way too many reasons to choose from!He's the one for me, that's all. He just is.”

“I didn't tell Ôtani I love him because I want to make out with him.I just love him, that's all.And I want to be with him all the time, even if we're just goofing around and hanging out like we always are.”

“I swear every word this guy says, every tiny little thing this guy does has the power to send me straight to heaven or straight to hell.It's like my whole universe is starting to revolve around Ôtani.”

“I mean, jeez, look at this! It's still there after a whole week.I'm scarred for life by a valentine hurled at my head.”

“I mean, look at us. We're all alone in my bedroom and I'm not feeling any urge to make any kinda move on you.That's a pretty big problem.”

“Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!!Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!!”