“Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me.”

“Me"? I know a lot of "me's," actually, so which one are you?”

“Why's it gotta be Ôtani for me?I don't know because I have way too many reasons to choose from!He's the one for me, that's all. He just is.”

“Haruka: I was waiting out front, but you never came. So I came looking for you. And sure enough you're in the midget's clutches!Otani: This isn't a B-movie, it's a school where you aren't a student!”

“I swear every word this guy says, every tiny little thing this guy does has the power to send me straight to heaven or straight to hell.It's like my whole universe is starting to revolve around Ôtani.”

“I mean, what's better than having the person you love love you?That's pretty exciting. It's pretty amazing, actually.It's like a miracle or something…”

“Ohh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!!Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie.”