“God doesn't come to sit on the porch and sip lemonade. He comes to take over.”
“I just want to come and sit on your front porch and drink mint juleps.”
“Johnny James was sitting on the front porch, sipping from a glass of gasoline in the December heat, when the doom-screamer came. ”
“His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade”
“I wanted a summer filled with porch swings, lemonade and fireflies.”
“Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade."Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?"Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it.”