“When I die I hope to go to heaven--whatever that is--and I want to be able to afford the price of admission.”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“When you die, you just die. No ghost, no reincarnation, no heaven. People want to believe that their souls live on or whatever, but that's only because they can't handle the idea of the world going on without them.”
“They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-earth.”
“I want you to know if we die right now, I won't be able to distinguish if I've made it to heaven or not, because I'm already sitting here with you.. like this." -Gray Porter”
“I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.”