“The most important result of the encounter [in the preceding anecdote] is the scholar's startling discovery of the roundness of the earth . . . Instinctively realizing the connection between the foreigner's presence, the roundness of the earth, and future changes and upheavals, he finally announces, "Yes, the earth is round, the women will start to think, and as soon as they begin to think, they will become shameless.”
“Some men think the Earth is round, others think it flat; it is a matter capable of question. But, if it is flat, will the King's command make it round? And, if it is round, will the King's command flatten it?”
“The Earth is round but everything on it is flat.”
“We all arrive on Earth with a round-trip ticket.”
“It is well that the earth is round that we do not see too far ahead.”
“ They say good boys are found in all corners of the earth. What the idiots never realized is that the f..ing earth is round. Then again, it doesn't matter. 'Cause it's the bad ones you really want.”