“She looked like a dead Teletubby.”
“You think I look like a teletubby?”
“Again", he said.She wanted to scream, but she tried to do as he said. And failed. "Again.""Stop saying that! You sound like a fucking Teletubby!”
“Look at the moon. How strange the moon seems! She is like a woman rising from a tomb. She is like a dead woman. One might fancy she was looking for dead things.”
“I love how sincere she is. She makes a mannequin look like Mother Theresa, though she looks better naked. And I hope she thinks I look better naked than a dead woman.”
“It was a story by Edgar Allan Poe""I didn't know the Teletubbies had first names ...”