“I've never really understood why people sleep. Wasting a third of your life and becoming vulnerable for almost 8 hours every night. Doesn't seem very appealing to me.”

“People either love me or they hate me, or they don't really care.”

“Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.”

“Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.”

“If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.”

“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”

“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.”