“The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.”
“As a general rule...people ask for advice only in order not to follow it; or if they do follow it, in order to have someone to blame for giving it.”
“People do not exist to follow rules. Rules exist to protect the people.”
“rules exist for a reason. Rules exist because when people don't follow them, people get hurt.”
“Grammar is like the air: someone higher up might try to set rules for its use, but people won't necessarily follow them.”
“I'm not sure what a good person is, exactly. On the one hand, it could be someone who always play by the rules. But someone can follow the rules and still be a real jerk, you know? In fact, some of the biggest idiots I know are people who follow the rules, usually because they make you feel like crap when you don't.”