“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.”
“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”
“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”
“The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.”
“If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex, etc”
“The most basic of all human needs is the need to understand and be understood. The best way to understand people is to listen to them.”