“War is not nice.”

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.”

“Believe in something larger than yourself.”

“Your success as a family... our success as a nation... depends not on what happens inside the White House, but on what happens inside your house. ”

“Some people give time, some money, some their skills and connections, some literally give their life's blood. But everyone has something to give.”

“Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will be how you treat other people.”