“The things I don't are the things I have yet to learn.”

“The things I can't do are the things I have yet to learn.”

“I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar.”

“Fill your life with trustworthy friends, and don't drop them should you fall in love. They can be your guides should you lose track of what is important.”

“Everyone who lives long enough to love deeply will experience great losses. Don't let fear of loss, or the losses themselves, take away your ability to enjoy the wonderful life that is yours.”

“Dear Abby has had her day, now it's my turn!”

“Marriage is contagious and so is monogamy.”