“I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar.”

“Everyone who lives long enough to love deeply will experience great losses. Don't let fear of loss, or the losses themselves, take away your ability to enjoy the wonderful life that is yours.”

“Fill your life with trustworthy friends, and don't drop them should you fall in love. They can be your guides should you lose track of what is important.”

“Dear Abby has had her day, now it's my turn!”

“Marriage is contagious and so is monogamy.”

“If you're bored, you're boring.”

“spoon, jar, jar jar spoon”