“Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.”
“Surrealist Tip # 7: Sleep through numbers 1-6. Write down your dreams while you sleep, sleep as fast as you can, but try not to get a ticket—and don’t let the honking of other drivers wake you up.”
“I want to moan and writhe with you and I want to go up to you and kiss your mouth and pull you to me and say "I love you I love you I love you" while stripping. I want you so bad it stings.”
“Because you can text while doing something else, texting does not seem to take time but to give you time. This is more than welcome; it is magical.”
“Honk!" he yelled. "Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk!"His classmates agreed.”
“Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield”