“If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.”
“Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly.”
“You have a manure pile of memories. Nothing you can do about that. Now, you can drown in the stink, or turn it into compost and grow a garden.”
“Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.”
“Nanny's words made Janie's kiss across the gatepost seem like a manure pile after a rain”
“you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure”