“No reporter worth his buttons will let the facts intrude on a good story. ”

“Reporters may believe they control the story, but the story always controls the reporters.”

“Let us, rather, gather facts, all the facts, regardless of aesthetic appeal or theoretical social worth, and spread those facts before us not as the soothsayer spreads the innards of a turkey but as a newspaper spreads its columns. Let us be journalists, then. And like all good journalists, we shall present our facts in an order that will satisfy the famous five W's: wow, whoopee, wahoo, why-not and whew.”

“Tut, tut. We can't let mere sentiment intrude. This is Science.”

“Let no stranger intrude here, no invader trespass. This was ours, and this we would defend.”

“It's a long story. Want a refill?""No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?""Right here.""Well, push it.""Me? You offered to cook.""Ben Caxton, I will lie here and starve before I will get up to push a button six inches from your finger""As you wish." He pressed the button. "But don't forget who cooked dinner.”