“Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.”
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS”
“Actually, Saint Peter was in jail, one time --"I laugh. "Babies don't go in jail.""This happened when they were all grown up."I didn't know Baby Jesus grows up.”
“Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus”
“Which brings me to the point of this call." Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.”
“May the Baby Jesus shut your mouth and open your mind.”