“Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool...”

“To dream of a magical world is one thing. To be told it exists is quite another.”

“Life never obeys our plans, I'm afraid.”

“Sometimes great power brings out the worst in us, and unfortunately, it isn't until people are given it that we see the true shades of their character.”

“You still don't like the idea of gay marriage? Then, as my friend the economist Julianne Malveaux says: Don't marry a gay person. Case closed, problem solved.”

“Don't look to a husband or a child or a friend or your family to make you happy. It is not within their capacity to do so.”

“Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?”