“Our nannas are losers.”

“Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?”

“Yeah, but what does that even mean... heaven? Because see, I need to be able to put him somewhere, Zo. In my head, I mean. I need to be able to close my eyes and picture him and know he's okay. And just saying the word heaven doesn't help that much. Because like what is heaven, exactly? And where is it? And what do you do there?”

“They really liked each other, too. Not like boyfriend and girlfriend, I don't mean. But they both had naturally curly hair, and they both thought professional wrestling was real--which are two pretty strong bonds, when you think about it.”

“Y are you called the cheese man?”

“And sometimes when you're very mixed-up inside, you do things you know you shouldn't do.”

“Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age”